The Way of the World

As I ruminate, I've decided that I would like to be a CEO of a large corporation so that I can behave in the most hypocritical fashion so that those on the right side of the aisle idolize me. My first actions as CEO will to summarily lose billions of dollars due to poor decisions that I make on behalf of the corporation and then fire thousands of regular hourly workers and then collect a seven figure bonus. I then will proceed to go on shows like Hannity and the O'Reilly Factor and be praised for being such a great American. Please no one try to persuade me to do otherwise, because to do so would be unpatriotic.