Wow! America's Got Talent is inexplicable. Really, that's all that can be said. Firstly, Mr. Director/editor, enough of the fast editing. One second shots of Piers, Sharon and Howie is nauseating. How about not showing them at all? Secondly, the montage format(with soundtrack) of hurriedly slamming acts through at a break-neck pace is infuriating. If the act sucks, completely edit it out. I don't wanna hear another rendition of Kenny Loggins' "Danger Zone" one more time while some goof juggles full diapers. Well wait a second maybe I do. Also, no more autotune songs. I forbid autotune songs from this point forward. To you Mr. Producer, the phony staging of a rivalry between Piers and Howie is insufferable, stop that too. Pick acts that are so unbelievably terrible they make us laugh or screen good acts through to take seriously. These are the rules, or should be the rules. Another thing, dispense with the sob stories designed to make America cry. We don't like that, just trust me on this, we don't like it. Also it's un-American and totally bogus, and while Americans can be an apathetic and ill informed bunch, we do know cynical crap like throwing some kids with the disease of the month at us. We hate that, so stop it. Piers, Sharon and Howie show a little integrity and stop acting like trained seals, you got the gig. Nick Cannon, you're hopeless so carry on as before. No wait a minute, on second thought, you stop it too Nick Cannon! By the way who dresses you Nick? You embarrass all of mankind, this I can't abide by. Audience at the shows, settle down and stop acting like you 've never seen a kid sing and breakdance before. Seriously, it's not that fresh. Also stop standing up and crossing your arms in an effort to sway the judges to "X" the performer. Who do you think you are anyway? You clearly don't have talent or else you would be on the show America's Got Talent being shown in a montage or being "X"d out of there. On second thought, NBC executives just cancel the show and show reruns of "Minute to Win It" Now that's a show I really hate.,
